That’s What She Said: Krystal Cook

Men have enjoyed the autonomy of self-definition for much of human history; women have not been so fortunate. The social rules constraining how women are taught to view themselves, their place in society and expectations of appropriate conduct have evolved. Today’s woman enjoys far more liberty to define herself on her own terms. It’s our pleasure to introduce Krystal Cook, a modern woman. We had one simple request for Krystal: Tell us a few things every man should know about you. This is Miss Cook in her own words. Enjoy, gentlemen…

CONFESSION:
What defines me as a woman is that I’m not afraid to talk about sex or what goes on in my bedroom, or outside my bedroom. I like to keep things interesting and wild.

CONFESSION:
I wanna sleep with someone famous just once. I want the thrill of being a wild, crazy night in their wild and crazy life.

CONFESSION:
I’m a 22-year-old collage student studying to be a teacher.

CONFESSION:
I have a look. It’s called the “You don’t know what you’re missing look.” It works best when I’m wearing the shortest dress I can find! 

CONFESSION:
Being direct with me and telling me how it is and what’s on your mind has always been a weakness for me. It’s how the bad guys always win.

CONFESSION:
I’m a sexual person. I believe that’s a correct and a safe statement to make.

CONFESSION:
My sexuality comes from my confidence. Knowing how I look and what I can do makes me want to show it off. Cocky as that sounds, every sexual girl thinks like that.

CONFESSION:
I had my first truly enjoyable sexual experience just last week. Let’s just say it involved oil, one of the best massages of my life, “The Weekend” playing “the Zone” in the background. Listen guys, a massage gets a girl going because it shows us that you can make us feel good without penetration. It makes us feel excited and our mind starts to race about what is about to come next. I think the man seeing my tan skin oiled up must have got him going. The rest is a bit of a crazy blur. All I remember is that he was not afraid to touch me and let that fact be known. He tossed me around and told me what he wanted from me. I loved it.

CONFESSION:
I use the phrase, “Oh Baby Fuck” way too much during sex.

CONFESSION:
Unfortunately I don’t do sex toys. Body parts are my thing. My lips and tongue are my sexual weapons of choice. 

CONFESSION:
Men need to continue to focus on the woman and put in the work. Massages and foreplay help. Understand that women need the warm up, tease us a little. That’s being a gentleman.

CONFESSION:
The sexiest thing a man has ever told me was a time when a strong, independent man told me I make him weak. Knowing I can have power over a man like him was pretty sexy. 

CONFESSION:
I’m oddly interested in fetish porn. I will also watch porn with my boyfriends every once in awhile. You know, just to make things interesting.

CONFESSION:
Bondage can be a turn on sometimes. 

CONFESSION:
My favorite dirty joke is: One morning a girl’s boyfriend got out of bed and started fanning his penis with a blow dryer. When she asked him what he was doing, he replied, “Heating up your breakfast.”

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