An Interview with a Dignified Woman
Are there any women on this planet that can truly claim to be sexier than the women of Brazil? If there is, please send us an email and let us know. In the meantime we will simply have to settle for the word of Miss Barbara Woortman, a Brazilian woman, and self-proclaimed beach bum. She took some time to sit down with the Dignified Devil and talked lips, men and Angelina Jolie. Enjoy, gentlemen…
Alright Miss Woortmann, tell us a little bit about yourself.
Barbara Woortmann: Alright… I was born and raised in beautiful Rio de Janeiro until I was 11. I was a total beach bum since birth, I swear I was the tannest baby you would ever have seen. (laughs) I was one of those girls who grew up their whole lives saying, “When I grow up I want to be a model!” Well, thank God for my dad’s long and lean German genes because that worked out just fine for me.
So how long have you been a full-time model?
BW: Since I was 13 and I haven’t stopped. I have worked in the Bay mainly but also in LA, NY, and London. I’ve met the most amazing and talented people through this business and have experienced and seen so much that I wouldn’t have other wise been able to experience.
So I wanna know the first thing that comes to your mind when I give you a single word… Ready?
BW: Horny. (laughs) You asked for the first!
That’s a good answer, something tells us you’re a very sexual woman. True or false?
BW: I’m more about the emotional connection with a person than the physical. Once you have that, the latter becomes so much more intense!
Yet the first word that came to mind was horny when thinking of men?
BW: Hey, I’m still Brazilian!
God bless the Brazilians! So let us talk about men…
BW: I like a man who has a passion for something and goes after it whole heartedly. There’s nothing sexier than seeing a man completely in their element doing whatever it is they love.
So as a model, you sell beauty and sexuality for a living. What is the most beautiful part of your body, and what’s the most sexual part of a woman’s body?
BW: I love my curves and the sexiest part I think is the back and neck. I think when a woman shows off her back in a dress, there is nothing sexier.
If you could change one thing about your body or physical appearance what would it be?
BW: I would tone up my butt more. If you saw the ridiculous booties that are walking around Rio you would know why I say that. (laughs)
What about women, how do you think they see you?
BW: I hope they see me as someone who is nice, caring and fun to be around. I love all my girlfriends to bits and I always tell them how beautiful and amazing they are.
We are guessing all your friends are models…
BW: (laughs) No, not all. A lot of them are models just because that’s been my life for so many years now, but I have close friends who walk different paths.
Well, we wanna know how you think in the arena of sex. Do you have a sexual playbook, a philosophy…?
BW: No way, I’m more of an “act in the moment” or “do what feels right” kind of woman.
Do you have a sexual superpower, something you’re better at than anyone else?
BW: Let’s just say that I wasn’t given these lips just for kissing! (laughs)
OK fair enough. What about lingerie, or lack thereof? All women seem to have a preference when it comes to dressing for sex.
BW: For me the less clothes the better.
Where do you draw the line sexually? Is there something you find turns you on but that you are not brave enough to put into practice?
BW: There is something really hot about filming yourself or taking pictures while having sex. It turns me on a lot. But the fear of it getting out somehow always makes me hold back on it.
But you’re a model! Pictures are right in your strike zone!
BW: I guess that makes sense! I never thought about it that way… But I would like to stick to being a model, not a porn star. (laughs)
That’s a good idea, a more dignified life to be sure, and we don’t interview porn stars so… lucky for you.
BW: I know, imagine if you found out there was a sex tape of me out there. This interview would be over!
Well, we would have to see the video, study it, then make that decision…
BW: You’re lucky thats not the case! It would be a total hassle.
Yes. Thank God for that! So let’s talk a little about the modern man. How is he doing, in your opinion?
BW: The modern man… He’s very interesting. I think men have been getting more and more used to a powerful and strong-willed woman. Things are definitely more even in the dating field today. More women are picking up the check now and making the first move.
At the same time that that equality is great, chivalry can be lost along the way. I guess men can’t forget that no matter how modern they may be, women will always like to feel taken care of.
If you were given the chance to be a man for 24 hours, what would be the first three things you would do?
BW: #1 Pee standing up, #2 Have sex with a girl (I’ve always wondered what it would feel like to penetrate rather than be penetrated. Seriously it must be so different!), #3 Do the helicopter with my wang, it looks so fun!
What girl would you try and have sex with?
BW: Angelina Jolie, she looks like she would know what to do. Actually, maybe I would rather sleep with her as a girl… I’m gonna change my answer to Adriana Lima, such a fox.
Why would you want to be with Angelina Jolie as a woman and not a man?
BW: She just seems like she would be a great lesbian lover. Don’t you agree?
Well, I think she knows what she is doing thats for sure. Give it shot and report back as soon as you can!